How to Find Your New Pussy Paradise and Avoid Sex Tourists

In 1991, the number of homicides in Colombia topped 30,000.

The early 90’s were the peak years for violence. Pablo Escobar died in 1993 and it took about 10 years for the dust to settle.

Around 2003 gringos started visiting Colombia – especially Medellin.

Why Medellin? How did the rumour start that the most beautiful  women in the world came from Medellin?

I’ve heard two theories:

  1. Members of the Medellin Cartel needed their girlfriends to look beautiful. Drug dealers had the disposable income to buy  plastic surgery, make up, nice clothes etc., for their girlfriends. 
  2. Drug trafficking is a young man’s game. Wars between drug cartels wiped out an entire generation of men in Medellin aged 18-40. This altered supply and demand in the Medellin sexual marketplace and led to a strange phenomenon: there were so few eligible bachelors that the competition between local women became fierce and they had to up their game to snag one of the few remaining men. 

How do women up their game to try to catch the eye of a macho narco? Answer: they work hard to look like bombshells.

The glory years in Medellin lasted from 2003-2012 – the cost of living was cheap, competition from guys was low and a generation of hot women hadn’t seen a gringo in their lives.

Colombia Today

Medellin in 2017 is still good but it’s not what it was – especially if you hang around the Poblado area. In many places and around certain locals, being a gringo will lower your value. 

I saw the writing on the wall a couple of years ago, as did my international playboy friends. First-tier cities will be ruined by thirsty gringos. Medellin has already gone, Cali is on the way and Rio isn’t what it used to be. The Miraflores neighbourhood in Lima was getting pretty bad last time I was there. 

But capital cities are still have their place if you want to meet girls online, but your value will get lower each year. Bogota and Mexico City and so huge that no matter how many gringos descend on the city looking for girls, they won’t make a dent

Know When to Leave the Party

So should we just throw our hands in the air and bitch? Just complain about the good old days and how sex tourists are ruining our pussy paradises?

No. That’s for whiny bitches who lack resourcefulness. The guys in this community will always stay one step ahead of the mainstream. We seek out new frontiers. We find adventure and fresh pastures elsewhere.

How do we do that? Move to the 2nd and 3rd tier cities. Once gringos arrive in droves looking for easy women, move on to find more fertile lands.

The New Pussy Paradises of Latin America

If you want to avoid tourists and want to meet girls who have never met a foreigner before, visit some of the following cities:

  • Colombia: Cúcuta, Pereiera, Bucamaranga,
  • Brazil: Salvador, Belo Horizonte
  • The Dominican Republic: La Vega, San Francisco, San Pedro De Macoris
  • Mexico: Guanajuato, Leon, Morelia
  • Peru: Arequipe, Trujillo
  • Argentina: Rosario, Cordoba

Many guys will visit these cities and bitch about them being boring, nothing to do, nothing to see and not enough hot women around.

All valid points but remember:

“if you want to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back to the crowd.”

– Mike Mentzer

Unplug and Reset

And anyway, sleepy cities and small towns are great places to base up if you want to get lots of creative work done. We’re all so conditioned by the internet to need novel stimuli everyday. Unplugging and living a slower-paced and simpler life where you feel bored for a few hours everyday might do you good. 

 “But I don’t feel safe without any other tourists!

Man up.

Nobody speaks English!

Get learning Spanish. 

Study Spanish and get off the beaten path – it’s the only chance you have of experiencing what Medellin was like in 2000.

Got any more suggestions for little know places in Latin America where you’re gringo value is through the roof? Share it here and don’t worry about lurkers ruining your secret spots – 90% of guys reading this will either never go to the country, and if they do, they’ll be too scared to travel outside of the main cities. 

Un abrazo

– El Conquistador